"Vinland VCR and Donuts" was inspired to create a new "energy donut" after reading the local police bulletin in the Vinland Valley News. Sherrif Jack Jackson is stationed at the VCR/doughnut shop, and is prepared to arrest all persons who purchase the new product stating "Im usually here anyway, might as well make myself useful."
The doughnuts will sell for $83 each, and will come with a free VCR. No sales had been made at press time.
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