The decision to introduce martial arts into Vinland Elementary was made in response to fears that nearby town Adrian may be forming a child armyAdrian children are commonly described as "suspiciously generous," which many Vinland residents have long interpreted as "a clear sign of aggression." Locals assume the purpose of a recent trip to Texas/Mexico border by Adrian "teacher" was to learn fighting techniques from the infamous child boxers of Santa Lorena, Mexico.
Editors Note: Each week, we will take an in depth look at whats going on in Adrian, Missouri, Vinland's biggest rival in sports, commerce, and fishing.
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