Inmates escape from Jail

Four inmates held at the Vinland Police Station escaped last night at around 7:58 pm, right before the season 6 premiere of the popular ABC television program "Lost." All of the suspects had been arrested for "general rabble-rousing."

At the time, no police or other employees were at the station, and according to Sheriff Jack Jackson are all said to have been on the scene of "a very important crime" yet to be identified by the Vinland Valley News.

If you have any information on the whereabouts of the escaped, please e-mail the Vinland Police department at WeLuvLost@vinlandpolice.org.

Local Business To Sell New Product

"Vinland VCR and Donuts" was inspired to create a new "energy donut" after reading the local police bulletin in the Vinland Valley News. Sherrif Jack Jackson is stationed at the VCR/doughnut shop, and is prepared to arrest all persons who purchase the new product stating "Im usually here anyway, might as well make myself useful."

The doughnuts will sell for $83 each, and will come with a free VCR. No sales had been made at press time.