The newest Vinland city holiday, February Foolin, was kicked off with a bang this morning when Billy Spears of Vinland was shot several times by his mother, Samantha Walker.
Dressed in a ski mask, Spears broke through the front door of his mother's house at 5:30am, in an attempt to convince her that she was being robbed. Unfortunately for Spears, his mother fell for the gag and shot him twice in the groin. Spears was rushed to Vinland Community Hospital in serious, but stable condition.
Mayor John Buttinger championed the creation of the holiday during his last re-election campaign. When asked about the incident this morning, the Mayor chuckled and said "that's the beauty of February Foolin! Sometimes the guy doin the foolin is the one gettin fooled!"
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