The Storm Lanes Over 45 Winter Bowling League Tournament ended in controversy last night when members of the Baptist Bashers bowling team assaulted several Storm Lanes employees and members of the Vinland Vet Office.
According to eye witnesses, the Bashers were in position to win the championship over the Vet Office if team member Bill Everly picked up a spare on his final frame. As Everly prepared to shoot the final ball, the bowling alleys signature "storm" effects were activated. The effects include loud thunder sounds, bright flashes of lightening effects, and heavy "rain" fall on the lanes.
Everyly protested that the effects were unfair, but Storm Lanes owner Sully "Storm" Schultz said that he would not turn off the effects because a bachelor party had arrived and requested the storm effects stay on.
Everly reluctantly threw his final ball, which resulted in a gutter ball. Immediately, a fight broke out between the teams. Everly made a beeline for Schultz, who ran into the parking lot. When police arrived, they found Everly and Schultz fighting with pool cues. Per the town charter involving duels and sword like apparatuses, the police allowed the fight to continue until a victor was established. Schultz won after 14 exhausting minutes, knocking Everly down with a swift upper cut.
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