The Vinland Sharks Pee Wee hockey team's season is in doubt this morning after a stunning shark attack last night at Vinland Ice and Games. Chompy, the team’s 200 pound bull shark mascot, destroyed most of the team’s equipment in a vicious attack.
Eye witnesses claim that the attack took place after members of the team began hitting the water of Chompy's tank with their sticks.
The teams coach, Rope Givens, has been missing since the attack. Givens is the area’s most well known youth sports coach. He is infamous for using animals from the Vinland Community Zoo, where he is the head Zoo Keeper, as mascots.
Givens, pictured in this 1993 file photo coaching the Vinland Hawks, and Chompy, pictured in this police rendering, are wanted by Vinland police for questioning.
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"Alright Gordon, you miss this shot, you're not just letting me down you're letting your whole team down too."
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